I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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