thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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