i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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