that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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