i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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