Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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