When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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