i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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