would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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