So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just had sex on a roof
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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