Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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