As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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