Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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