wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
