I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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