does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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