get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Randomize
