love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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