How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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