I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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