school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
two words...techno handjob
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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