I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
the gays at disneyland are vicious
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I have aggressive nipples.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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