I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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