How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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