you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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