are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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