so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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