I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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