new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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