Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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