We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I came so hard my ears popped.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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