I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Randomize
