How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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