So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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