In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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