fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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