wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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