just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My life is pants optional.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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