office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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