what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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