you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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