I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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