then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
God, I missed his penis.
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