R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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