This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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