it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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