can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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