my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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