Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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