Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We have started to decorate penises.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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