and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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