I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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