Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
what day is it and did you see me today?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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