You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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