32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Sober January is a disaster.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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