What a fucking waste of an outfit
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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