Say something about gay babies.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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