he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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