no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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